Thank you for understanding. It was a little disconcerting when I first moved in here. I wondered why they fed and brushed me so often. Eventually, I established that none of it was real fur and looked upon it as imitation being a sincere form of flattery.
You're scaring me! Sometimes when she is asleep I stand on her chest, place the tip of my nose against hers and breathe in veeerrry sloooowly and very deeeeply. I rule.
I'm not sure about all the spots though...I'd like to see a few more stripes. Hard to camouflage in here.
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Now if I was a cat instead of a bear, I'd be just a tiny bit uncomfortable lying there amongst all those skins of my dead feline brethren.
I wouldn't be able to stop thinking "so, am I just some decorator item around here?"
Thank you for understanding. It was a little disconcerting when I first moved in here. I wondered why they fed and brushed me so often. Eventually, I established that none of it was real fur and looked upon it as imitation being a sincere form of flattery.
Or a rehearsal for the real thing. I did stay in a hotel once that had a bear skin rug and open fire. It was a very uncomfortable night.
You're scaring me! Sometimes when she is asleep I stand on her chest, place the tip of my nose against hers and breathe in veeerrry sloooowly and very deeeeply. I rule.
Keep your straw away from those flames.
Elmer
Couldn't find an email addy to send this to you, so here goes: nothing you write is trite. :)
- Burns
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